hi. i like to write stuff.

I majored in advertising at West Virginia University, where “drink responsibly” is subject to interpretation, and most of the kindling comes from IKEA.

I have a black belt that I wear sometimes. 

If my family kept a Monty Python reference jar, it would take at least a dozen swallows to carry it. African and European. 

I exclusively use left handed playing cards.

My most controversial opinion is that Batman V Superman is a good movie.